February 2012
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johnstaymoist:
it’s not long island it’s lawnguyland
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getyourassbeat:
maybe if you cut out like half the horse shit we could let the winners take their time with their acceptance speeches
person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
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textposter:
ive gotten significantly more depressed since joining tumblr but also significantly funnier
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itsdelovely:
UGH WHY IS IT NOT POSSIBLE TO JUST REWATCH ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS FOR THE FIRST TIME
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afghanistanini:
remember when “Just Dance” came out and we all thought Lady Gaga was relatively normal and then like “Pokerface” came out and then “Alejandro” and every song got progressively weirder and then she wore a meat dress and we all realized what we had gotten ourselves into by giving her attention
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when people refer to their best friend as their “wife” or “biffle”
judging you
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